I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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