His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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