i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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