I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
