Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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