how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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