so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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