In the future we'll all be gay
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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