I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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