My nipple is on Facebook.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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