All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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