she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
