He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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