I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Terrible idea I love it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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