In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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