That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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