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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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