I think my vagina is haunted
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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