that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I love you.
Bad choice
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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