is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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