Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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