I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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