I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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