Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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