I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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