I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
