If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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