No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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