My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i was born a porn star she said
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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