I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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