It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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