If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
