ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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