I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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