I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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