remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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