I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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