Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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