Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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