So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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