Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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