Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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