im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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