I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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