Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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