im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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