no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
false alarm, still single
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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