Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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