I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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