I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
