Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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