YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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