CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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