I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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