so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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