and you said cock pushups were impossible
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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