I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
