You made me cry and you don't even care
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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