so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm sobbing to NWA
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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