when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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